Total Medals Earned: 974 (From 205 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,800 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/505 points)
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Do 5 slashes in one level
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 16/18 (425/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 5/10 (45/220 points)
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Medals Earned: 7/8 (70/80 points)
Find the hidden easter egg! HINT: You have to drag it from one edge of the screen!